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Sunday, 21 May 2017

Random Quotes

I'm a smart pervert I will never get caught 

I was on a date with a man the other day 
He called me gay 
So I punched him in the face ! 

No one dies a virgin 
Life fucks us all in the end 

You disgust me 
But you turn me on at the same time 

My penis is quite perfect 

Hes a little Asian 
But not massively that Asian 

Why are bling people drawing pictures 
If they can see 

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